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"Of all the things i've lost,i miss my mind the most"
- OZZY OSBOURNE



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About Me

yoo i'm Mat and i'm from upstate new york. my favorite place to hang out is the lower east side skate park with my friends. One time my friend threw a burrito into the darkness off a moving subway train. Are you even reading this? Anime shrine coming soon.

I think aliens created pyramid ledges. Lately i've been watching midnight gospel, the star wars movies, eating oreos and wasting time.


List of things I hate (work in progress)

  1. The World
  2. You, LOL
  3. Store Brand Ice Cream
  4. Intersections
  5. Automobiles
  6. Coding
  7. Jocks
  8. The President
  9. Existential Dread

I'm always updating the site with way cooler stuff